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A blonde is in the corridor of a hotel standing at a drinks machine repeatedly putting in coins and pressing the buttons, a man walks by and says "Excuse me, your drinks already came out" the blonde replies "Shhhh! Can't you see I'm winning!?!?"
Q: Why didn't the tomato win the race?
A: Because he couldn't ketchup
Q: Wats brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Emma's laughing over this one:
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes
A: fsh!!!!
Richa's laughing over this one:
Student: Mr. Larson would you get mad at me for something I Didn't do?
Teacher: No why?
Student:Good! because i didn't do my homework.
Kendall's laughing over this one:
Q: Why did the girl tip toe into the tent??
A: To not wake up the sleeping bag!!
Mandy's laughing over this one:
Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
1: M'Dam.
2: M'Dam who?
1. M'Dam shoelace got caught in the door.
Kary's laughing over this one:
Q: What do you get when you cross a brook and a stream?
A: Wet feet!
Gemma's laughing over this one:
Q What do you cross between a elephant and a fish?
A: Swimming trunks
Claudia's laughing over this one:
Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: With a ruler
Toni #1 fan's laughing over this one:
Q: What does a dentist do to keep his trousers up?
A:He wears braces! Ha Ha!
Lizzie's laughing over this one:
Q: Why is the teacher wearing sunglasses?
A: Because her students are so bright
Anam's laughing over this one
What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
We are mint for each other
What did the blonde say when she met the jamacin? She said, Is it fun in Japnan?
Helen's laughing over this one:
What's the best day to have a fry up?
On Fry-day
Cindy's laughing over this one:
Question: What do you call a cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Answer: Nacho Cheese (Not your cheese)
Beth's laughing over this one:
What kind of animal do you not play cards with?
A Cheeta!!
Eric's laughing over this one:
A guy walks into a bar..... ouch!!!!!
Kaylee's laughing over this one:
"Suicide hotline....please hold"
Jessica Dietz's laughing over this one:
knock, knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
dont, cry? its, just. a joke
So Little Time
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Connie's laughing over this one:
Why did the cookie cross the road ?To get to the milk
Ashley's laughing over this one:
What's a gaint's favorite tale?
A tall story
Muffy's laughing over this one:
Q: What did the lawyer name her daughter?
A: Sue
Ashley's laughing over this one:
Who carries a sack and bites people?
santa jaws
Q:what did the ghost give the monkey
A: a boonana
Emma's laughing over this one:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Whats the diffrents between a teacher and train?
The teacher says spit that gum out the train says chew chew
huni's laughing over this one:
patient: doctor, doctor i feel like a pair of curtains
doctor: pull your self together lad!!
Tom's laughing over this one:
I never used to be able to finish anything, but this time I...
Brianne's laughing over this one:
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren`t invented yet
AshleyOlsen's laughing over this one:
Where can you find MaryKate and Ashley?...Nowhere! Because MaryKate ate Ashley! Get it? MaryK-ate 'and Ashley'. So MaryKate ate Ashley!
Karyn's laughing over this one:
Blonde: "I just don't get this jigsaw puzzle. It's suposed to be a tiger!" Husband: "Honey, put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Ashley's laughing over this one:
What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?
You can hear a cough drop
Aimee's laughing over this one:
There was once a blone who went into a store looking for a TV. She asked the clerk if she could buy that TV in the window and he said "Im sorry but i don't sell things to blonde's. So she went home and dyed her hair black then she said to the clerk " Can I buy that TV in the window?" And he said I don't sell things to blonde's. So again she went home and died her hair red this time. She came back and said to the clerk "Can I buy that TV in the window" And again he said "Im sorry but I dont sell things to blondes. Then she said "Howd you know I was a blonde this whole time?" Then the clerk said"Becase thats a microwave not a TV"
Lori's laughing over this one:
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into the drive way
Katybug's laughing over this one:
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Jo.
Jo who?
Jo Mama!!
"Docter, Docter I feel like a tree"
"Oh Shut up!"
Q: What do you do when you see a space man?
A: You Park Man!
Q: Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
A: Right Where You Left Him.
Q: What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A: A Stick.
Q: What Do Fish Say When They Hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: I don't care! (Submitted by Fiona)
"Doctor Doctor I think I need glasses!"
"Yes you do Ma'am, this is a grocery store"
"Doctor I am going to die in a minute"
"Ok wait outside I have a patient. I'll just be a couple of minutes" (Submitted by Laura)
Why did the skeleton cross the road?.... To get to the body shop!!!! (Submitted by Soph)
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