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These movies DO NOT exist! This is JUST FOR FUN!:
You've heard of 'How the Wild west was fun', 'To Grandmothers house we go', 'BillBoard Dad', 'It Takes Two', 'Our Lips are Sealed', 'Winning London', 'Holiday in the Sun', and 'Getting there'... But what about the movies that were never released?
 Summary: Spidermans daughters must save the day when their father is caught in a web of lies (no pun intended) and framed for a murder he didn't comit. Not released because: Filming was cancelled early on, as Ashley discovered she had a major fear or spiders and couldn't handle filming the movie.
Summary: A spoof of all Olsen movies ever made, Gauranteed for a laugh. Not released because: Robert Thorne wasn't too fond of the idea of scrapping olsen movies. He thought if they acknowledged the poor quality, he'd have to hire a good writer, to make up for it.
Summary: An epic adventure of galactic proportions. Join Mary-Kate and Ashley as they take on the evil Darth Vadar, in an attempt to rid the Universe of evil. Not released because: The special effects expenses were higher then they were willing to pay (after all, they couldn't advertise Atlantis hotel in THIS movie) And anyway, who would believe petite Mary-Kate and Ashley to be strong enough to take on one of the most feared villains ever?!
Summary: Mary-Kate and Ashley take a musical adventure with Barney, and we get to come along! Cause as Barney says 'I wove you!' Not released because:Not totally sure, but I think Mary-Kate and Ashley didn't like sharing the spotlight with a purple dinosaur 'With gween dots too!' (As Mary-Kate said)
 Summary: Set during the Civil war in America. Mary-Kate and Ashley must survive a war brought about famine, lost love, and death of family and friends Not released because: To quote Mary J. Blige 'Too Much Drama'... for an olsen movie
 Summary: Mary-Kate and Ashley jet to ... now where haven't they been yet?.. Ah! Antarctica! To uh,.. save the continent... from an evil guy who wants to.. melt it to make the worlds biggest cappachino (???) With the help of the two cute guys (handpicked my Mary-Kate and Ashley) who for some reason live in Antarctica (???) will Mary-Kate and Ashley be able to save the day? Not released because: Need I say?
 Summary: The twins joing the gang to solve a mystery! (Duh!) Adults are mysteriously losing money. Where is it going? Not released because: Thorne was suspicious of what the plot was getting at (Adults losing money due to two teen twins merchandising company. twostar) Doesn't remind me of anything!
Summary: The Evil Sting ray has escaped from jail, can Mary-Kate and Ashley recapture him, and stop him from achieving world domination? Not released because: Mary-Kate and Ashley? Charlies Angels type super heros? suuuuuure
 Summary: On a school trip Mary-Kate and Ashley get suspicious when a school bully goes missing, and was that a crocodile in the school pool?! Not released because: They were afraid it would give the tweens nightmares. Heck! It gave the twins nightmares!  Summary: The heist of the century. George Clooney is trying to break into Dualstars bank account. Can Mary-Kate and Ashley stop him? Not released because: George refused the role. He found it to demeaning. Hmm, wonder why...
 Summary: The twins go skiing on the ultimate mountain K2! Partially filmed on Mount Cook, NZ this movie is a must see! Not released because: The Californian twins found the climate a little on the cold side. THe electrical bills were getting very high, what with the... Electric Blankets, Cappachino Machines, Hair stylings equipment (who cares if it's under a ski cap!), heaters, mini fridges (dont ask), televisions, musical equipment, lap tops... So filming was cancelled
 Summary: Mary-Kate do the voice for Shrek's children in the brand new adventure. Not released because: The girls didn't like what their characters looked like..
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